MADEINHELL
episode 1: Heather Beather [03/22/07]
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| Wolf | k | |
| Wolf | doomrater incoming | |
| Wolf | random faggots incoming | |
| Wolf | onthemoney24: who dis<br>Rootbeer Wolf: no1<br>onthemoney24: it has 2 b some1 | |
| Wolf | The new hit from Justin Timbergay | |
| Wolf | "It has 2 b Some1" | |
| facederased | Greetings | |
| DoomRater | Sup | |
| Wolf | My god. | |
| Wolf | What is it with people needing to always know who you are? | |
| Wolf | This guy wants a full background check on me before he agrees to type in a screenname to use in an anonymous chatroom. | |
| DoomRater | WEhat's going on? | |
| facederased | what? | |
| DoomRater | Wow, that's just paranoia. | |
| Wolf | I just invited some clown from the quotes into the room. | |
| Wolf | And he's like, "who dis" | |
| Wolf | "no1" | |
| Wolf | "it has to b some1" | |
| facederased | lol | |
| Wolf | Doesn't that sound like a Justin Timbergay song? | |
| facederased | do i know anyone besides you in here? | |
| Wolf | "It Has to B Some1" by Justin Timbergay | |
| facederased | rofl | |
| DoomRater | Haha. | |
| Wolf | Fresh off the new cd, "I'm Not That Gay" | |
| Wolf | btklm's my cousin you met once. | |
| facederased | dom? | |
| Wolf | no, Brian | |
| Wolf | That night you had the nutmeg | |
| Wolf | At the train station | |
| facederased | oh ok | |
| facederased | yeah | |
| Wolf | Fat Dom, lol. | |
| Wolf | He doesn't know this site exists. | |
| facederased | i told my dad recently about jim lewis stealing daves girlfriend and my dad was like i always thought he was gay | |
| facederased | lol | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| Wolf | Anybody have anybody on their buddy list? | |
| Wolf | Just invite whoever | |
| Wolf | I accidentally saw your Myspace today, Tom. | |
| Wolf | lol, can I ask you.. | |
| Wolf | What is in the background of your picture? | |
| facederased | some girl who looks like shes dead | |
| facederased | ? | |
| Wolf | Yeah. | |
| Wolf | That's a real person? | |
| facederased | yeah, she got naked that night and gave everyone a lap dance | |
| DoomRater | Wow... | |
| Wolf | Can I post the link here? This is a conversation in itself. | |
| Wolf | the girl, that is | |
| Wolf | Brian thought it was a doll. | |
| facederased | so everyone was trying to suck her tits.. so i fingered her ass when no one was looking and rubbed it on her tits | |
| facederased | sure | |
| Wolf | http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/facederased/DSC01226.jpg | |
| Wolf | Oh okay, that's not disgusting at all. | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| Wolf | What the HELL is that. | |
| Wolf | Look at that. | |
| DoomRater | Owww. | |
| Wolf | Doomrater, invite people. | |
| facederased | lol | |
| Wolf | Tom, don't you have 50 million people on your buddy list? | |
| DoomRater | I invited Maru but she didn't respond. | |
| facederased | no | |
| Wolf | In fact, do you know that girl's screen name? | |
| facederased | yeah lol | |
| Wolf | For real? Get her in here. | |
| facederased | she isnt online but ill try and get her bestfriend in here | |
| Wolf | Damn, okay. | |
| Wolf | Beautiful. | |
| Wolf | This is her? | |
| DoomRater | Eh, no. That'd be my buddy. | |
| Wolf | Damn. | |
| facederased | lol | |
| Wolf | Good though. | |
| CherryLan | buddys :D | |
| Wolf | Buddys | |
| CherryLan | long convulted story | |
| CherryLan | worthy of a low budget anime ova series. | |
| Wolf | Yes, whatever that is. | |
| Wolf | CherryLan, this is what we're discussing right now: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/facederased/DSC01226.jpg | |
| Wolf | The thing in the background | |
| Wolf | not the model in the foreground | |
| facederased | lol | |
| CherryLan | the dead looking chainsmoker? | |
| Wolf | Precisely. | |
| CherryLan | whats so interesting about it? | |
| Wolf | Hm, let me think | |
| CherryLan | AHHH CLAS THE CLASH MY EYES :skull: | |
| CherryLan | try this... | |
| CherryLan | ahhhh better @.@ | |
| Wolf | It looks like it came from beyond the swamp, first of all. | |
| DoomRater | That thing was apparently messing with a bunch of facederaced's buddies. | |
| facederased | haha | |
| perfectlyimprfct | ? | |
| CherryLan | they were probly drunk? | |
| facederased | heya | |
| Wolf | http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/facederased/DSC01226.jpg | |
| Wolf | Drunk? Drunk is for gradeschoolers. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | that things a fuckin nasty whore and she better not fuckin even look at "facederaced" | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| CherryLan | Hmnnn | |
| CherryLan | i seem to have lost my spirit gum :( | |
| Wolf | I'm not sure he'd be able to even look at her. | |
| CherryLan | i cant put this msk on now ;.; | |
| perfectlyimprfct | ya well | |
| perfectlyimprfct | i dont give a fuck | |
| Wolf | How old is it? | |
| facederased | its a shame those are the only pictures i have of me | |
| facederased | 18 i think | |
| perfectlyimprfct | ya without me in them | |
| facederased | we need to get some | |
| perfectlyimprfct | we have some | |
| perfectlyimprfct | but we will get others | |
| Wolf | What's its name? | |
| perfectlyimprfct | im gettin a new cell soon | |
| perfectlyimprfct | and im not hangin out with shady fuckers anymore so they wont be stealin my phone | |
| facederased | umm | |
| facederased | let me think | |
| facederased | when are you getting it? | |
| perfectlyimprfct | im sure you know her name | |
| facederased | its umm | |
| perfectlyimprfct | i dunno soon | |
| facederased | FUCK | |
| facederased | no i seriously forgot | |
| facederased | heather | |
| perfectlyimprfct | sure ya do | |
| DoomRater | NOW we're cookin with gas. | |
| Wolf | http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/facederased/DSC01226.jpg | |
| Wolf | Yes, now we are. | |
| Tazar-Yoot | Hi | |
| perfectlyimprfct | did carl fuck that | |
| Wolf | Hey. What's your take on that picture? | |
| Tazar-Yoot | Cool chat! | |
| perfectlyimprfct | is she a hiv victim? | |
| facederased | i think he didnt have a condom | |
| Wolf | rofl | |
| Wolf | I think she's a leper. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | even carl wouldnt fuck her without a condom | |
| facederased | lol | |
| perfectlyimprfct | thats suprising says a lot | |
| facederased | no he wouldve | |
| DoomRater | Rawrf. Oh god, am I turning furry? | |
| facederased | she wanted the condom | |
| perfectlyimprfct | she is kinda smart then | |
| Wolf | What is she holding in that picture? | |
| perfectlyimprfct | that says a lot about carl | |
| perfectlyimprfct | haha | |
| DoomRater | Anyway, fuck dat girl, even with a condom I woudln't hit it. | |
| Tazar-Yoot | Nah DoomRater I'm the furfag here XD | |
| facederased | she used to have myspace videos of herself farting | |
| Wolf | Oh-kay,. | |
| DoomRater | WTF farting. | |
| Wolf | I don't know why I'm laughing | |
| facederased | a cigarette and a beer probably | |
| perfectlyimprfct | u are the one with her in yer background | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| facederased | yeah well.. its the only pictures i have | |
| facederased | and besides she makes a good conversation piece | |
| DoomRater | Dammit get a good camera. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | ok. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | once again.... | |
| perfectlyimprfct | hes poor | |
| perfectlyimprfct | he cant get a good camera | |
| perfectlyimprfct | once again... | |
| perfectlyimprfct | you have other pics | |
| facederased | none of me recently | |
| DoomRater | I'm poor but I managed to get a halfway decent camera... not to mention I have a scanner. | |
| Wolf | We have to get her in here next time. | |
| Wolf | What's her sn? | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | omg! a furry! |
| perfectlyimprfct | ya whats her sn | |
| perfectlyimprfct | id be interested | |
| facederased | girljeansondome | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | OMG INDEED! |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | *YIFF YIFF YIFF SCRITCH |
| facederased | im trying to get her bestfriend in here | |
| perfectlyimprfct | and i can say hello? | |
| Wolf | Oh you'd be interested, would you? | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | *traumatised!* |
| perfectlyimprfct | whos that? tish | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | XD |
| perfectlyimprfct | ? | |
| facederased | if you want | |
| facederased | no | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | what species are you ill see if i have you on my list |
| perfectlyimprfct | ya i have my reasons | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | UR GUNNA GET AIDS! |
| facederased | i dont talk to her. i havent seen her since that night. the last and first time ill see her | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | Im chargin mah lazer! |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | SHOOP DA WOOP! |
| Wolf | That's what you think, lol. | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | Not sure what species I am I just like drawing furry animals |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR |
| Wolf | Where was that taken? | |
| facederased | no one likes her | |
| perfectlyimprfct | her bedroom probably | |
| perfectlyimprfct | after sex | |
| facederased | carls room | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| perfectlyimprfct | why hang out with her then? | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | i wanna see Super Meme fighers tag team Turbo |
| facederased | i dont | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | WHUT NO ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN? |
| perfectlyimprfct | why didnt you kick her and tell her she cant be in pictures | |
| Wolf | He only did once and it's now a documentary. | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | >:C |
| facederased | want her myspace? | |
| perfectlyimprfct | especially if you are in the same shot | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | YTMND (and) NewGrounds. VS!! Something Awfull, (and) EBAUMS WORLD! |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | FIGHT! |
| Wolf | Definitely. | |
| DoomRater | Far as I'm concerned there's only one girl I'd wanan hang out with. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | no | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | <BGM: the ultimate showdown> |
| Wolf | that one | |
| perfectlyimprfct | just dont fuckin hang out with her | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | ((BGM: Ultamate showdown)) |
| perfectlyimprfct | you do stupid things when you are mad and tryin to get even | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | *brings in Mother Brain* |
| facederased | myspace.com/heatherbeathe | |
| perfectlyimprfct | especially if you know i hat ethe girl | |
| facederased | heatherbeather* | |
| DoomRater | This oughta be some laughs. | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | im tempted to make captain N references |
| facederased | i wont hang out with her ever again | |
| Wolf | How do you know her, perfectly? | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | You a fan of the series? |
| perfectlyimprfct | from when he hung out with her | |
| DoomRater | Music: its in your eyes | |
| perfectlyimprfct | when we were broken up | |
| DoomRater | What is this? | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | I am working on a continuation that disregards the shitty third season |
| perfectlyimprfct | and he told me he was gonna hang with her but i imed him so he hung out with m | |
| perfectlyimprfct | e | |
| perfectlyimprfct | thats all i know of her | |
| perfectlyimprfct | and thats all i need to know | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | XD |
| perfectlyimprfct | anyone who hangs out with carl= stupid shady slut | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | too bad it probly wont be canonical with captain SNES |
| Wolf | rofl: | |
| Wolf | Occupation: chick-fil-a | |
| facederased | hes actually got himself a cute 16 year old right now in love with him | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | Well that's just another fanon |
| DoomRater | Okay, I just closed that MyShit page. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | oh no | |
| facederased | lol | |
| perfectlyimprfct | 16 | |
| perfectlyimprfct | are you fuckin | |
| perfectlyimprfct | what the fuck | |
| facederased | yes haha | |
| perfectlyimprfct | 16 | |
| Wolf | rofl | |
| Wolf | rofl | |
| perfectlyimprfct | fuck you | |
| facederased | fuck me? | |
| perfectlyimprfct | dont EVER let me hear you say "cute" and "16" | |
| Wolf | Just when I think the world can't get any more depraved. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | in teh same sentance again | |
| facederased | i was being sarcastic | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | XD |
| facederased | notice the lol's? | |
| perfectlyimprfct | i guess | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | And I'm thinking my fanon might end somewhat like Vanilla Sky/Waking Life/The Matrix... lotsa other WTF movies |
| facederased | apparently shes like mixed chinese black and white | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | yeah but honestly. captain N was really just poorly licenced fanon cross overs |
| perfectlyimprfct | who tish? | |
| facederased | no | |
| Wolf | I guess that makes sense she's half monster. | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | name one video game featured that acknowladges the captain N continuity in their games |
| Wolf | since* | |
| facederased | lol | |
| DoomRater | O shi- I saw this devsnark where apparently there was an artist blantantly endorsing pedophilia. | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | None... |
| facederased | gg allin? | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | And the ending would probably make it be just a dream... |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | &this is thre triforce of wisdom link! ganon has the triforce of power! if both halves of the triforce are combined whoever has them will rule hyrule!& |
| Wolf | Why's it say she's from Virginia? | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | &Well EXCUUUUUUUuUuuSE ME PRINCESS& |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | That's from the Zelda cartoon series |
| facederased | does it? | |
| CherryLan | Well EXCUUuUSE me princess | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | yes. but canocially it was inside of the captain N multiverse |
| Wolf | Then again it says she lives in the city called Muffinland. | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | Captain N is just, at least in my continuation, nothing but a series, and it's really what you make of it |
| DoomRater | I bet she knows the muffin man REAL well. | |
| Wolf | My favorite black metal band is Evanescence. | |
| facederased | http://www.myspace.com/omgheatherbeather | |
| facederased | wrong myspace | |
| Wolf | Shit | |
| Wolf | God damn it. | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | well yeah. it was cheesy as hell too. but its good for lulz! |
| DoomRater | OMG | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | mega girl already got a heart megaman! |
| Wolf | Wow yeah | |
| Wolf | This makes more sense. | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | mega cool! now were both alive! |
| facederased | haha | |
| DoomRater | Though the music's the damn same thing. | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | I'm thinking in one fan episode, late in my continuation, the N Team will go inside the Miror Warp, not into the other side, but into The Grey |
| facederased | i have an announcement to make | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | theyd end up in everquest on luclin with no air 8D |
| facederased | im getting married to perfectiyimprfct in june 2008 | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | They confront their mirror selves, which really are them, the deepest, darkest regions of their beings |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | They are what they could have been had they made different choices in life |
| DoomRater | Heh! | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | in that case there would be an infinitely big army of them |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | ......... |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | The Mirror Warp doesn't lead to a world that is totally the opposite of everything... there are some things that are the same |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | that would be kinda cool |
| Wolf | Oh cool. | |
| facederased | jokes she turned down the ring | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | For instance, their forms and names, the Intersect Points |
| facederased | although it was top quality dollar store bought | |
| perfectlyimprfct | lol | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | Kid Icarus, for example, is still Kid Icarus, the same hight and weight as the one this side of the Mirror Warp |
| perfectlyimprfct | u are crazy. | |
| Wolf | Woah, dollar store? | |
| CherryLan | hell is boring. i better repent for my sins | |
| Wolf | I figured the 25-cent machine was the limit. | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | He made different choices though, and is on the side of evil |
| perfectlyimprfct | ya too expensive for my tasts | |
| facederased | lol | |
| perfectlyimprfct | taste | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | and hes an eggplant |
| perfectlyimprfct | hey you cant make them jokes about him | |
| perfectlyimprfct | k thanks | |
| facederased | i used to have a 25 cent gold painted dollar sign ring in high school. everyone called my money after that | |
| Wolf | rofl | |
| facederased | me* | |
| Wolf | Money Mcandress | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | And I'm thinking, after they confront their dark sides, they will end up walking down a path, for days, and one by one, Kevin's friends will disappear, sometimes in mid-sentence |
| facederased | lol | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | And they can't turn back, nor do they see anything in the horizon |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | time kompression! |
| facederased | i remember when you first started working at wallgreens and you called me mr mcandress from behind. it brought back odd gradeschool flashbacks | |
| Wolf | How do you misspell "Chinese food"? | |
| Wolf | LOL | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | Finally, everyone disappears, and Kevin is alone |
| facederased | no clue | |
| perfectlyimprfct | i think if we got married ic ouldnt take yer name | |
| Wolf | So a lot of teacher have approached you from behind and whispered your name into your ear? | |
| Wolf | teachers* | |
| perfectlyimprfct | he wishes | |
| facederased | no. they probably try and avoid me | |
| Wolf | What's that guy's name.. | |
| Wolf | Mr. Eckerle | |
| facederased | why couldnt you take my name? | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | and then the final boss shows up. |
| facederased | haha yeah | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | He cries out their names, then falls to his knees, exhausted, when he hears someone's voice, and turns around to find himself in a room with someone typing on a keyboard |
| Wolf | That guy's not a pedophile. | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | and he has 3 forms |
| perfectlyimprfct | cus i dont wanna be any part of yer parents | |
| Wolf | First male teacher at St. Christ in like 20 years. | |
| Wolf | Chris* | |
| facederased | i remember giving john herling a ball tap in 8th grade while telling him to bow to the king and he told mr eckerlie i grabbed his nuts | |
| Wolf | A ball tap? | |
| perfectlyimprfct | why did you go near them at all? | |
| perfectlyimprfct | you filthy whore | |
| facederased | yeah where you punch them in the balls.. | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| facederased | mr eckerlie pulled my aside all seriously and i couldnt refrain from laughing | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | It's all just a story, but the writer interacts with the characters |
| Wolf | lol | |
| DoomRater | I must say, it's getting Philly in here. This Michigander doesn't know what's all going on. | |
| facederased | are you from philly doom? | |
| Wolf | Hey it's alright, just imagine a single male teacher in a gradeschool of nuns and old ladies. | |
| DoomRater | ROFL, I just said I was from Michigan, so more like Caro. | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| DoomRater | Well, that'd be a hell of a sight. | |
| facederased | i thought you were talking about someone else | |
| CherryLan | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARAwp-lvI6c | |
| Wolf | And that's the story of Mr. Eckerle | |
| Wolf | www.myspace.com/mreckerle | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | does he hang upside down from the ceiling? |
| facederased | id ont know does he still work there? | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | and love icecreame? |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | At some point some or all of the N Team appear and interact with the writer and Kevin, and he realizes that even though he is just a character, chracters often write the book, not the Author |
| Wolf | Probably. | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | Dunno... |
| CherryLan | a song about mr eckerlie | |
| Wolf | I think so. | |
| DoomRater | Oh boy, it probably is. | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | But I'd give it probably as much WTF as Mark Moore gave his continuation sex and lesbians |
| perfectlyimprfct | i think jess likes watchin herself pee | |
| facederased | what? | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | not unless it had sex. |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | and lesbians |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | i vote for zelda+samus |
| perfectlyimprfct | she moved our mirror like into the bathrrom on the wall across from the toilet | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | LOL |
| perfectlyimprfct | its freakin me out | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | Mine would probably for the most part stay G-Rated |
| DoomRater | Wow... | |
| facederased | what the fuck? | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | Or PG at the most |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | lulz |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | lesbian sex cheapened Mark Moore's continuation so much... |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | samus cant be straight. shes definatly a dyke XD |
| perfectlyimprfct | you know how close the wall is right? | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | BTW what's your AIM handle? |
| perfectlyimprfct | like you can kick it from the toilet | |
| Wolf | facederased | Who's perfectlyimperfect? |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | cherrymzdm |
| facederased | Wolf | yo shes online! angela |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | Anyways you ever chatted with Mark Moore before? |
| Wolf | facederased | You're talking to her again? |
| Wolf | facederased | oh awesome |
| Wolf | She's online! | |
| Wolf | OH | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | probly not |
| Wolf | Everybody get ready. | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | havent been with the Fanfiction scene for years |
| perfectlyimprfct | whats her sn? | |
| facederased | yeah | |
| Wolf | Hold on, I'll do it | |
| facederased | lol | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | like you know when FF.N purged teh NC |
| DoomRater | 5 2 niner, we've got a 403 on our hands. | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | Yeah |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | But I can see why they did it |
| Lizzy | hooray. | |
| Wolf | One more time for Kennedy | |
| Lizzy | what are we getting ready for? | |
| Wolf | Look at this picture | |
| Wolf | http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/facederased/DSC01226.jpg | |
| btklm | pizza time | |
| btklm | thats what | |
| Wolf | At the beast in the background, that is. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | im so ashamed.... | |
| DoomRater | Oooh, I love pizza. | |
| Lizzy | who is that? | |
| facederased | lol. dont be to mean | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | yeah well i have no words for them |
| Lizzy | OH FUCK | |
| Lizzy | WHO IS THAT | |
| facederased | dont make her run away | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | -_- ..|., |
| perfectlyimprfct | that youd let that whore in yer background | |
| perfectlyimprfct | but not use a pic of us | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | They wanted to save their own hides because they faced getting into LOTS of trouble for making porn available to minors |
| perfectlyimprfct | its ok tho | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | technically written porn is legal to display to minors aparently |
| Wolf | Okay, this is...who? | |
| facederased | is that heather? | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | This one guy got into trouble for befriending a 13-year-old on a furry-erotica site and working on some projects with her |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | you can buy steamy romance novels at walmart without an id check even XD |
| Wolf | I didn't invite her, did anybody else? | |
| urgayxcore | yes | |
| perfectlyimprfct | oh heather | |
| urgayxcore | fuckface | |
| perfectlyimprfct | lovely | |
| Wolf | Who the hell invited her so fast? | |
| facederased | i did | |
| Wolf | Anyway, Heather, | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | &private demon& was definatly not rated under 'R' |
| facederased | you guys wanted her | |
| urgayxcore | GIVING OUT MY SN U TARD | |
| Wolf | this is the picture we were talking about | |
| Wolf | http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/facederased/DSC01226.jpg | |
| Wolf | Wait, don't get so pissed off. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | yer hot heather | |
| urgayxcore | ew | |
| Wolf | We're all enchanted by that | |
| Wolf | rofl | |
| urgayxcore | i look gross | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | He got slapped with a no-contact order with his friend and apparently now has to register as a sex-offender, and the owners of the website faced WAAAAAAY worse punishments like fines and jail time |
| Wolf | Wait,. wait | |
| Lizzy | wait that girl in the picture is named Heather? | |
| Wolf | Now Tom, tell the story again. | |
| urgayxcore | o god | |
| Wolf | Gross? sweetheart, you look like a monster. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | so you fucked tom? | |
| facederased | what story? | |
| urgayxcore | WHAT | |
| urgayxcore | NO | |
| Wolf | Oh, | |
| Lizzy | who fucked heather? | |
| perfectlyimprfct | ok | |
| Lizzy | who is heather? | |
| urgayxcore | tom? wtf | |
| Wolf | no story, nevermind. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | just makin sure | |
| Wolf | (PM me for the story) | |
| DoomRater | OPH MY DOG | |
| Wolf | LOL | |
| urgayxcore | what | |
| facederased | the story went a little like heather giving everyone a lap dance | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | Lulz |
| DoomRater | NO LONG JOHN | |
| Wolf | Heather, you are a fucking 100% BEAST. | |
| Wolf | No offense. | |
| facederased | that story? | |
| urgayxcore | why | |
| Wolf | Yeah. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | lap dance...you sexy beast | |
| Lizzy | eww | |
| Wolf | Why? | |
| perfectlyimprfct | with that hair i bet it was HOT | |
| Wolf | Look at that | |
| urgayxcore | ugh | |
| Wolf | LOOK | |
| Lizzy | I would be scared.. | |
| CherryLan | how do you get your hair like that? | |
| Wolf | What planet are you from? | |
| CherryLan | do you use extentions? | |
| urgayxcore | whose this lizzy | |
| DoomRater | WHY I EYES YA | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| urgayxcore | yes | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | And it didn't matter that her parents were ok with her drawing furry erotica or her friendship with that man... it's kinda sad though |
| perfectlyimprfct | its called bleach | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | Oh, and you on deviantart? |
| perfectlyimprfct | too much of it | |
| Wolf | She uses anime episodes. | |
| urgayxcore | i change my hair all the time | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | not anymor |
| Wolf | Whatever Goku from DBZ uses in his hair. | |
| urgayxcore | like once a week | |
| facederased | lol | |
| perfectlyimprfct | ya. i think you should give yer hair a break | |
| Wolf | Seriously though, Heather....http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/facederased/DSC01226.jpg | |
| CherryLan | she uses anime to do her hair? | |
| DoomRater | Goku's hair doesn't change expressions. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | it looks like it died a long time ago | |
| CherryLan | .... nah itchigo is more feminine | |
| Wolf | Why would you take pictures of yourself half naked? | |
| urgayxcore | THATS SO GROSS | |
| Lizzy | eww | |
| Wolf | http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/facederased/DSC01226.jpg | |
| Wolf | http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/facederased/DSC01226.jpg | |
| Wolf | http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/facederased/DSC01226.jpg | |
| perfectlyimprfct | wait | |
| urgayxcore | www.myspace.com/omgheatherbeather | |
| Wolf | LOOK AWAY | |
| urgayxcore | look at those gosh | |
| Wolf | MY GOD | |
| perfectlyimprfct | wait | |
| Wolf | I saw them | |
| perfectlyimprfct | i didnt see half naked pics | |
| Wolf | Not any better, trust me. | |
| perfectlyimprfct | why does tom have half naked pics of this chick | |
| CherryLan | I KNOW WHERE I SAW HER FROM! | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | I got permabanned from there for making a comment about being turned on by handcuffs on chasethehedgehog's page |
| Wolf | Plus, that's the real picture. | |
| Wolf | He doesn't. | |
| urgayxcore | where | |
| facederased | i dont | |
| perfectlyimprfct | a madonna video? | |
| CherryLan | Shes just a sweet transvestite! from, transexual transilvania! | |
| urgayxcore | no | |
| urgayxcore | wtf | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| btklm | wtf is that avril lavigne wannabe | |
| Wolf | WTF is right. | |
| urgayxcore | i do nude meodeling and shit | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | My comment went like &Hey, when're ya gonna call the cops on me? You know I looooove handcuffs... they make me soooo horny! :strip: |
| btklm | you would | |
| Wolf | World of Warcraft character wannabe* | |
| perfectlyimprfct | wha whaaaat | |
| CherryLan | she was in rocky horror! | |
| urgayxcore | avril lavigne looks nothing like me and she sucks | |
| perfectlyimprfct | nude modeling | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | lollerskates |
| urgayxcore | yes | |
| perfectlyimprfct | is that why you think its ok to give my boyfriend and his friends lapdances | |
| perfectlyimprfct | ? | |
| Wolf | So Heather | |
| urgayxcore | yes | |
| CherryLan | id prefer a girl who sucks to a girl whos lips look like theyve been used for rim jobs | |
| Wolf | is it true you were naked when you gave the lapdance? | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | I was latifah27 there... and man I used to be such a dramawhore! |
| Lizzy | this bitch is scary | |
| Lizzy | AJ SJES | |
| Wolf | rofl | |
| Lizzy | AAAH | |
| perfectlyimprfct | is it true you look more discusting in person? | |
| Lizzy | She's in here?! | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | dA was a good place to grow up methinks XD |
| urgayxcore | not all naked | |
| CherryLan | yeah core = her | |
| Wolf | Oh, so just partially. | |
| DoomRater | Like, how much naked? | |
| perfectlyimprfct | lemme give you some advice ok? | |
| Wolf | And is it true someone inserted a finger into your anus that night? | |
| Lizzy | I'm scared.. | |
| urgayxcore | and i could care less if u fat sluts talk shit on me | |
| perfectlyimprfct | STAY OUTTA PICS WETHER YER CLOTHES ARE ON OR NOT | |
| urgayxcore | u have no life | |
| CherryLan | how much did you have to pay that hobo to take naked pics of you? | |
| btklm | fuck bro | |
| Wolf | U HAVE NO FREINDS | |
| btklm | im fat and a slut and have no life | |
| btklm | god damnit | |
| perfectlyimprfct | im ashamed to have my bf in the same pic as you | |
| btklm | i never realized this before | |
| Wolf | PLUS WE HAVE NO FRINDS | |
| perfectlyimprfct | it makes me feel like less of a person | |
| urgayxcore | huh? | |
| Wolf | rofl | |
| Lizzy | omg you're scary looking | |
| Wolf | WOW GET A LYFE AND SOME FREDS OK THX | |
| Lizzy | we have a real life self proclaimed celebrity on our hands.. | |
| facederased | lol | |
| CherryLan | urgayxcore how big is your penis? | |
| Wolf | rofl | |
| perfectlyimprfct | omg | |
| facederased | rofl | |
| perfectlyimprfct | you cant ask a woman that silly | |
| urgayxcore | ok well u ppl seriously are retarted and if toms ur bf he cheted in u by the way | |
| Wolf | Supersize | |
| urgayxcore | peace sluts | |
| perfectlyimprfct | with who | |
| perfectlyimprfct | you? | |
| Wolf | NOT WITH YOU THOUGH | |
| CherryLan | i mean im not like. compleately gay or anything. im just curious. how big is it? | |
| Wolf | LOL | |
| urgayxcore | me : ) | |
| facederased | shes making it up | |
| Lizzy | excuse me, are you a man? | |
| Wolf | Wait, don't go! | |
| Wolf | Fuck | |
| Lizzy | DAMN | |
| Lizzy | it was my burning life question.. | |
| CherryLan | SHES GONNA GET AIDS | |
| Lizzy | I cant die happy now. | |
| CherryLan | now im never gonna get m epic.. :( | |
| facederased | you guys are fucking cruel! | |
| btklm | she has aids.. | |
| facederased | i love it | |
| CherryLan | normally we are a nice person without predjudice | |
| Lizzy | wait, she lives in Philadelphia? | |
| CherryLan | but then i read her myspace | |
| facederased | i think so | |
| Wolf | Rootbeer Wolf: Aw, come on.<br>Rootbeer Wolf: Look at how much attention we give you.<br>Rootbeer Wolf: Don't be a drama whore.<br>GirlJeansOn DOME: um no ur losers and dont even fucking no me like seriously how imature are u ppl | |
| Wolf | We're so immature. | |
| Lizzy | how do you guys know her? | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| Wolf | That's Tom in the picture. | |
| facederased | haha | |
| Wolf | I just saw the picture | |
| Lizzy | wait, tom.. | |
| Lizzy | myspace tom? | |
| perfectlyimprfct | who the fuck is she talkin about | |
| Wolf | rofl | |
| Wolf | Yes | |
| facederased | yes lizzy? | |
| facederased | no.. | |
| facederased | you saw the picture didnt you? | |
| Wolf | It's Mysapce Tom in that picture. | |
| Lizzy | that's not myspace tom! I know myspace tom | |
| facederased | im not the tom of myspace | |
| perfectlyimprfct | you keep her in yer pic for some reason? | |
| Wolf | It's Face | |
| Tazar-Yoot | CherryLan | Oh, my AIM is echidna319, faunawarrior, or tazaryoot1981 |
| perfectlyimprfct | so wtf is it | |
| facederased | no. i told you, its the only pictures i have of me | |
| Lizzy | oh, stop trying to confuse me. | |
| Wolf | Tom, you should make that picture your Myspace background | |
| perfectlyimprfct | fuck this shit | |
| facederased | ill bring her out of them if you want | |
| CherryLan | Tazar-Yoot | bare flesh. streeks by: freddy the flasher. too much, naked for the eyes, freddy the flesher |
| Wolf | GirlJeansOn DOME: i dont have time for imature bullshit especally from a bunch of nobodies | |
| Wolf | We're nobodies, lol. | |
| Lizzy | why are you talking to her? are you her friend? | |
| Wolf | Shut up! | |
| Wolf | What's Angela's sn, I'll talk to her. | |
| DoomRater | LET THE TORTURE COMMENCE | |
| CherryLan | well yes we're nobodys. but shes like... LESS than nobodies | |
| CherryLan | we should make some YTMND's with her in them hehehe | |
| facederased | perfectiyimprfct | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| Wolf | That I might endorse. | |
| DoomRater | I'm thinking ED instead. | |
| Wolf | As much as I hate ytmnd. | |
| CherryLan | my meme rankings: | |
| Wolf | GirlJeansOn DOME: im a pretty big deal thats who i am | |
| CherryLan | YTMND"gt;newgrounds"gt;4chan"gt;something awfull | |
| CherryLan | everything else"gt;ebaums | |
| facederased | lol | |
| facederased | i told you she was a riot | |
| Wolf | That was awesome. | |
| Wolf | Who | |
| Wolf | 's next? | |
| Lizzy | lemme see if I can find someone.. | |
| CherryLan | that bitch was dumber then most 3rd graders | |
| Wolf | Alright, alright. | |
| CherryLan | YOUR SOUL IS MINE | |
| Mashiba | ... | |
| Wolf | Who's this? | |
| Wolf | I can't keep track of multitudes of Japanese names, nah mean. | |
| facederased | lol | |
| Wolf | They all might as well be Speed Racer to me. | |
| CherryLan | nihongo wakarani, daijoubo desu ka? | |
| Mashiba | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryo_Mashiba | |
| Wolf | Definitely not going to that link. | |
| DoomRater | OMFG. | |
| DoomRater | Okay Mashiba. You and me in the ring, NOW | |
| Mashiba | (hawwwwwwwwk-too) HELL no. | |
| CherryLan | hajime no ippo | |
| CherryLan | i thought doomrater was the only engrish speaking mother fucker who watched that show | |
| DoomRater | What? | |
| CherryLan | kidding bro | |
| DoomRater | Of course I am. | |
| CherryLan | heheh | |
| DoomRater | Dang, I hate multiple tabs and the fact I have to logout before I do that crap. | |
| CherryLan | its 1 am | |
| CherryLan | i start my new job at 8:30 am... so i get up in 6 hours | |
| DoomRater | WHERE ARE YOUR BURRITOS?! | |
| CherryLan | HEATHERS COLIN | |
| CherryLan | are you jizz trough woman? | |
| CherryLan | hells getting boring | |
| CherryLan | welcome to madeinpurgitory.gov | |
| Wolf | Doing something in IM | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| DoomRater | This is when hell becomes HELL | |
| Wolf | Who was that? | |
| DoomRater | Me, pretending to be some freaky guy with a flicker jab. | |
| facederased | that was great, she came in hoping to get praised for her body | |
| CherryLan | lollerskates | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| Wolf | lollerpop | |
| CherryLan | thats pathetic. gawd | |
| CherryLan | LOLita | |
| Wolf | Damn. | |
| Wolf | We don't have somebody else like that? | |
| Wolf | We need to make a list. | |
| facederased | no not now unfortunately | |
| Wolf | Look, if you see anybody else who's freakish like that, write it down. | |
| facederased | haha | |
| Wolf | Maybe we can get some of her friends. | |
| CherryLan | i can only think of one bitch who deserves that and i lost contact with her a long time ago :\ | |
| CherryLan | ahh well. i need some sleep. also cocks | |
| DoomRater | Also BLOCKS | |
| Wolf | "also cocks" | |
| Wolf | I didn't know that was a popular phrase yet. | |
| CherryLan | its not. i just really love th cock | |
| Wolf | Oh okay., | |
| CherryLan | XDDD | |
| DoomRater | I smell what the cock is cookin... | |
| CherryLan | ewwwwww | |
| DoomRater | Yes, ew. | |
| CherryLan | whats the cock cookin? a cake? is it going to have a lemon party? | |
| DoomRater | It likes its vertical smile, that's for sure. | |
| CherryLan | needs moar longcat | |
| Wolf | Myspace is so gay, | |
| facederased | its a great way to keep in tact with bands | |
| DoomRater | Yeah, maybe like Defekt? | |
| Wolf | Or my favorite black metal band Linkin Park. | |
| facederased | if it werent for myspace that rucus wouldnt of ever been started | |
| facederased | rofl | |
| facederased | no way theyre hardcore punk dude | |
| CherryLan | linkin park is really more like alternative rock mixed with rap | |
| facederased | no theyre punk! | |
| CherryLan | i mean they have japanese flutes, rap, metal, rock, and ambiant | |
| Wolf | they're soooo black metal | |
| facederased | haha.. | |
| DoomRater | Whatever they are, I guard my ears from them. | |
| facederased | are they still around? | |
| CherryLan | linkin park rocks "lt;_"lt;; linkin park fans suck XD | |
| facederased | the other dan "chuck" likes linkin park | |
| Wolf | Linkin Gay | |
| facederased | did i tell you i punched him in the face? | |
| Wolf | Abraham Linkin Park | |
| Wolf | Tell me | |
| DoomRater | Punch in the faic | |
| CherryLan | when i go back to michigan cherry and i are going to get the shit beat out of us by doomrater | |
| facederased | well i punched him not only was he trying to come onto ang behind my back but he was trying to get over on us for beer of us he stuck us with paying for and made a problem about it when i asked for the money | |
| DoomRater | Dam straight I'm gonna. | |
| CherryLan | I watch naruto and bleach. he watches fighting spirit. XD | |
| DoomRater | Only this time I get to prolong it with headgear and 16 oz gloves. | |
| Wolf | Those are both good stories. | |
| Wolf | what did he do, fall down? | |
| CherryLan | should be interesting at least | |
| DoomRater | There's no secret to getting in shape for fighting. Pushups, sit-ups, running are the bare essentials. | |
| CherryLan | who knows. maybe im a genius at boxing and dunno it yet! | |
| facederased | no he punched me so i tackled him and the bar tender broke it up | |
| CherryLan | (2 months later) *lan and cherry are bleeding on the ground doomrater is calling 911* | |
| DoomRater | If you're bleeding it's because the helmet would get knocked off, and I'd call time on that. | |
| facederased | its okay though because i have his morrowind for 360 | |
| DoomRater | Seriously, the worst you'll get is a bloody nose and maybe an achy face. | |
| CherryLan | well yeah. but over dramatisation is fun :D | |
| CherryLan | ill come back to walmart | |
| DoomRater | BLEED ON THE RAMEN | |
| CherryLan | "yes these are bruises from fighting. yes im comfertable with that. i. am enlightened' | |
| Wolf | You were in a bar? lol | |
| CherryLan | DoomRater | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wOkwUTtUI |
| Wolf | Should've bashed a bottle over his head? | |
| facederased | oh no. heather removed me from her friends list | |
| Wolf | no question mark | |
| Wolf | Son of a bitch. | |
| CherryLan | OH NOES!!!!!!!!111oneone | |
| Wolf | I sent her a message | |
| facederased | yeah well, we were in a bar and i wasnt about to face jail time | |
| facederased | what you write her? | |
| CherryLan | we should post her Messanger screen name all over 4chan | |
| facederased | did you save the whole fight with her? | |
| CherryLan | and pretend to be her and offer shota torrents to anyone who IMs her | |
| facederased | whats 4chan? | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| CherryLan | the first rule of 4chan is you do not talk about 4chan | |
| facederased | lol | |
| DoomRater | I shoot /b/tards on sight. | |
| CherryLan | the second rule is "it needs moar pooper" | |
| DoomRater | Rumor has it my faic is in there somewhere. | |
| CherryLan | you know all those annoying image macros you see posted on web forums? | |
| CherryLan | 72% of them come from 4chan | |
| Wolf | Was this always there? | |
| Wolf | "STOP STEALING MY PICS!<br>but keep sending hatemail i enjoy reading them and laughing at how you have nothing better to do with your time than tell me how much you hate me and how ugly i am : )" | |
| facederased | i have no clue | |
| Wolf | faicpuncher | |
| facederased | lol | |
| DoomRater | faicBURSTER | |
| facederased | "no face punching" | |
| Wolf | lol | |
| DoomRater | It's like a chest burster, only it implants an egg in the victim's brain instead of the chest. | |
| Wolf | That's cute. | |
| CherryLan | sounds like the most emo megamen weapon ever | |
| facederased | so i fractured my tooth | |
| CherryLan | you got Face Buster! | |
| Wolf | Yeah you told me, are you getting it fixed? | |
| Wolf | Face Buster, lol. | |
| facederased | and the nigger fractured a few bones in his arm | |
| Wolf | Faceman | |
| DoomRater | WTF it's a Turok weapon. | |
| facederased | i just had it pulled | |
| Wolf | HE did? How? | |
| facederased | i dont know | |
| facederased | but he had to get surgery | |
| Wolf | So you're just missing a tooth now? | |
| facederased | yeah | |
| DoomRater | He broke his arm on your tooth?! | |
| Wolf | Is it in the front? | |
| facederased | it wasnt real to begin with, not since dave zuk knocked them out in 4th grade | |
| facederased | yeah | |
| facederased | it sounds like that | |
| Wolf | Dave Zuk did that? | |
| DoomRater | DAMN. Even I didn't break my hand on a tooth... | |
| facederased | he fractured hsi forearm and hand | |
| facederased | yeah | |
| CherryLan | ok sleep for reals this time! | |
| Wolf | That's what he gets, | |
| Wolf | Come on, CherryLan.. | |
| DoomRater | My hand put a hole in a dude's cheek, and I don't think he'll ever swipe graphing calc from me again. | |
| facederased | can you send me the fight with heather dan? | |
| facederased | i put a hole in some dudes cheek with a razor scooter | |
| Wolf | What, from here? | |
| facederased | and he told his mom i stabbed him | |
| facederased | yeah | |
| Wolf | Yeah, hold on. | |
| Wolf | DoomRater | Did you already copy it? |
| facederased | did i ever tell you i got a hold of blakes id? | |
| DoomRater | Wolf | No, I had to logoff and login again after I notcied there was action beyond the Mashiba login. |
| Wolf | Yeah | |
| Wolf | DoomRater | okay. |
| Wolf | DoomRater | Oh wait, did you lose it? |
| DoomRater | Wolf | Yah, that's why I asked you on AIM. |
| Wolf | DoomRater | Ohhhh |
| Wolf | DoomRater | sorry. |
| Wolf | DoomRater | I thought you said the opposite |
| Wolf | DoomRater | Hold on |