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I did it, finally. It was a thought for years to remake Hell -- but it would've been worth the effort only if it ended up better than before.

Michael Richards stunned a comedy club audience, shouting racial epithets at people who heckled him during a stand-up routine.

The 57-year-old actor-comedian, best known for playing Jerry Seinfeld's eccentric neighbor Kramer on the hit TV show "Seinfeld," was performing at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood Friday night when he launched into the verbal rampage, according to video posted on TMZ.com.

I've always said I was the hell in Hell, and although the place and people have changed repeatedly like a longstanding TV series and its many spinoffs, it'll always be here or somewhere.

Who knows what awaits in the next act?

Were you worried it was over? Did you think you had played the last game of Good or Bad? The last One vs. the Other? No more in-depth conversation on topics nobody else would dare imagine? And did you think you'd never have another semi-public place to laugh at the next celebrity death?

No way. But it was pretty close.

Now go populate this thing. Go!