Tuesday, 12 February 2008 // In the News
Team Fortress 2, bitches
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We really need some sort of Team Fortress 2 group. And if you don't HAVE Team Fortress 2, then you're really weird and strange and there is something wrong with you. All your friends have Team Fortress 2 already.
(shamelessly stolen from Doom 2's end text)
Team Fortress 2 takes what was Team Fortress and turns it into very focused classes, removing grenades from the game and forcing anyone who wants to use gravity based projectiles to play demoman. Hey, at least there's a point to playing Demoman now, even if he is a black, drunken, scottish bastard with one eye. A lot of other fixes were made and scout is no longer a super hard counter to spy anymore- ANYONE can do spy checks (if you can't walk through a teammate, he's a spy) and batting people with scout from above has never been more hilarious.
So, what DO you do in the game? Apaprently you try to capture superlasers and nuclear missile silos in an effort to oust the other team. There's RED and BLU. Never call the BLU team 'blue' or they will rip your fucking balls off. Never try to fuck with a scout or he'll knock your kneecaps in, and NEVER RUSH A HEAVY, EVEN AS PYRO. ALWAYS AMBUSH.
And if you object to getting Team Fortress 2 because of Steam, FUCK YOU. You probably thought Zeitgeist was a good movie.
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