"Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
Somebody make a proposal and I'll pick up the tab if she accepts.
i'd rather an illegal immigrant. you only have to see them once every couple months and the government pays you. oh. and welcome to hell adam. i'm sure you'll enjoy eternity here. hell's fledglings may be somewhat obtuse from time to time but in all we're nothing but a fine group of folk.
