This started back in the summer of like 2002 in the chatroom Hell. The history of Hell itself could be a whole book, so we'll leave that for another time. I started collecting these after seeing a few things said in the room that were just too good to forget. I saved them as a text file just to read myself, but occasionally I'd paste a few into the room for everyone else to see. Eventually I started adding things people said to me in IMs, and after I left Hell, the quotes really slowed down as a whole and most of the ones added after that became IM quotes. I regret not saving the original colors and fonts people used, but those aren't vital. I didn't actually publish these on a website until two years later in the summer of 2004, I think. (I'll add more history soon.)
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PANICchamber: i'm the nieghborhood bike that every one wants to ride
PANICchamber: u r pushing me around like ur a king and i'm a messenger
Bulbasaur8733: your my god damn boyfriend and u dont kare if someone else is trying to have sex with me?
DoGFo0d: its fucking online
QtCrackers: *rapes wolf*
plyswithfire 420: i hope this song touches you like your father does
BryanM212: where do i get brute force
lavievarose: some day people will look up to us..
PANICchamber: maybe if u punch the computer screen hard enough i'll feel it
GoingBackOnMyWrd: i was born high....i was a crack baby
SpeedyTim316: i know i can't rp that good but you don't have to rub it in my face
SpeedyTim316: you now what yous are bullys
EEvilDead 3: go program a bot to cyber with you thats the only way youll get any
outcasts cry: if you drink blood press 1 if you have sex with animans press 2, if you live in a dark room press 3, if you are a homo press 4, and if you are a guy press 5 and a gurl press 6
Kilx20: if it cant buy happyness ill rent it
Kilx20: if tom crusie offerd you gay sex for 1000 dollers what would you say
PANICchamber: i didn't call u a faggot i called tom crusie it
AznBalla147: go tell elton john to suk ur dick
PANICchamber: i would rather live with my parents then be black
(after bringing in clones)
Johndoebot1: i out # u
lousyhero6969: everone knows that black people are extinct
GoingBackOnMyWrd: he tried to fry ur balls off with his mind?
EEvilDead 3: everyones got my balls on their mind
PANICchamber: ur a grade A nigger
ShadowDaemon5000: Nah. Not me. I've been here in hell for about 3000 decades now.
PANICchamber: nigga is what shadowDeamon calls his mom
(Only on the internet)
RAVNOSTEL: my house mates gay and so is my brother
SEELE ABNEHMER: so are you
S Y K 0 n8: you fuckin woodland creature
necrophobic: i live in the projects u fucking moron
PANICchamber: i choked on my dads penis last night
PANICchamber: i'm not ur bitch i'll make fun of anyone i want
APPLES KICK ASS: you should not hate you should understand
lavievanoir: thank you ghandi
XxiTaLiAnLiOnxX: hi ladies im dan, im tall muscular, and i kno how to make ladies get that tingle in there tummy
A Big Bad WoIf: Some would argue that Blade can walk around in sunlight without dying because he's black, NOT because he's half human.
PANICchamber: how do u spell instantion as in a instantion cord
A Big Bad WoIf: extension..
PANICchamber: niggers should be made fun of becasue there so different
BaBeEpNAiAnGl: u wanna kno y ur sn is panicchamber it's bcuz u panic cuz u hav no fredz.
AngelWings33612: dont say the n word u faget
DamienTheHated: i wear tight pants
DamienTheHated: a motorcycle jacket
DamienTheHated: and a beret
KRNYchik17: dude, flushing a toilet to a beat is better than avril.
CK845: haha lick my ****
Khthon is dying: you can only block 200 people
EEvilDead 3: i think i could make a pretty good music by beating my 2 inch dick againts the side of steps face
AirPlanesFlyFast: id buy that cd
BaByGuR154: where can i find a server where i can download stuff from
BaByGuR154: like a private room
Blossombeauty108: Wolf go hang out with the three little pigs u PENICE FACE
da Answer 172: ur mom is a spelling bee
lavievanoir: in the words of you.. bleh
JesseIsAposer69: IM SELLING MY GIRLFRIEND FOR A PS2, IM ME IF INTERESTED
RedneckGirl2008: u really dont know who u r messin with do u
RedneckGirl2008: your are fuckin screwed in the fuckin head
A Plastic Fetus: Your fucking insane.
lavievanoir: you are mad
lavievanoir: and you need help
lavievanoir: now
Black Magick Jen: im going to kill everyone.
A Big Bad WoIf: WarpedandStrange... does your sn describe your penis or your face?
WaRpeDandSTRANGE: sry im a chick dumb fuck
A Big Bad WoIf: Okay then.
A Big Bad WoIf: Your face, obviously.
SieSindTeuflisch: I guess that means the face
SieSindTeuflisch: lol
A Big Bad WoIf: lol
PANICchamber: i killed more people then cancer today
lavievanoir: your one of the reasons parental controls on chatrooms were invented
btklm: do u have an electric guitar?
btklm: dan its a straight forward question
In this styIe: And you are such a valley girl. Seriously, who else besides them cut out pictures of celebrities they like?
Optimus1337: You are the neo - Hitler
Optimus1337: the Anti - Christ
Optimus1337: reborn
A Big Bad WoIf: I was thinking that same thing.
Optimus1337: just a revelation i had
A Big Bad WoIf: Emily just IMed me.
lavievanoir: i know
A Big Bad WoIf: psych.
A Big Bad WoIf: Okay now she IMed me
lavievanoir: yup
A Big Bad WoIf: Psych again.
lavievanoir: fuck you
(2 days later)
A Big Bad WoIf: So Emily IMed me last night..
lavievanoir: oh
lavievanoir: fuck
A Big Bad WoIf: Psych.
lavievanoir: go to hell
lavievanoir: passing out is awesome
AFI 1426: i hope you die, asshole
Faced erased: that's why i hate the internet
Faced erased: it gives people muscles
btklm: u home tommorrow or r u out failing ur test?
splatterh0use: Failing what test?
splatterh0use: A blood test?
btklm: lol
splatterh0use: Yeah, I'm failing a blood test.
btklm: shane said u had like a test
btklm: cause u school online
splatterh0use: Yeah/.
splatterh0use: An online blood test.
btklm: ...
splatterh0use: I had to scan a sample of my blood and send it in.
btklm: thats only funny the 1st time man
btklm: after that its just... jewish
splatterh0use: I'm not joking, you need a special scanner.
splatterh0use: Haven't you ever heard of a Blood Scanner?
btklm: yes but ur gay
Shinjjo Jusiosji: trends suck
Shinjjo Jusiosji: .???`?.?> mp3 player -? micr?
Shinjjo Jusiosji: .???`?.?> playing -? Good Charlotte - Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous.mp3
Optimus1337: i punch emo girls
btklm: its like doin a family tree for science...
btklm: and heres good ol fat dom
Un1ife: I was thinking of this as a Jeopardy category, "Racist action-movie stars"
Un1ife: "This bodybuilding powerhouse made his debut in the controversial 'Mission : Destroy Africa'."
Un1ife: "Who is Arnold Schwarzenigger?"
Shinrai chan: I'm banned from all Walmarts and Sam's Clubs for the rest of my life
Kingendymion122: Sari, no matter who I screw you'll always be the one I love
Kingendymion122: There'll always be a special place in my pants for you
In this styIe: There are these deaf kids that can barely talk.. so me and someone else were flipping him off or whatever and he got pissed off and tried to tell the study hall teacher, but he couldn't say it.. so he just kept flipping her off until she sent him to ISS.
Jesus Kangaroo: Do you like Elton John?
Zachiepooh 2007: i dont care for the genre of music he sang but as a person yes he is a real respectable man
Jesus Kangaroo: Do you like Elton's John?
Zachiepooh 2007: i dont even like his face
Herbal Lish Us: did i ever tell you about the 51 year old man that i smoke pot with occasionally?
Un1ife: I don't think so.
Herbal Lish Us: well me and hom have been pretty good pals through out the past couple months..up until tonight me and him fought
Herbal Lish Us: he called the police because i wouldnt leave his house afterwards because he stole my money
Herbal Lish Us: i punched him in the face because he was insulting me and my little sister
D0uche Baggery: im the disgruntled cashier
D0uche Baggery: if customers r rude wich they all are so am i
D0uche Baggery: and sarcastic
D0uche Baggery: we get these 'report cards' and i got a 0% for courtesy
Un1ife: I came up with the best theory since Einstein's Theory of Relativity today.
Un1ife: You know the kid who plays Charlie Bucket in Willy Wonka?
D0uche Baggery: yeah
D0uche Baggery: that homosexual
Un1ife: His name's Michael Bolner. I think.
Un1ife: Anyway, he looks exactly like the kid in First Kid starring Sinbad.
Thatband05: That kid reminded me of you
Un1ife: Thanks.
Un1ife: But Willy Wonka is 30 years before that movie. Only the kid's the same age.
Un1ife: So once I saw this show on Disney Channel about like...Eerie Indiana or something
Un1ife: And this episode was about these kids who sleep in a giant tupperware container every night so they can't age.
Un1ife: So I think Charles Bucket did that, and every 30 years he emerges to do a new awesome movie.
Thatband05: I'm going to Homecoming as Veruca Salt
Thatband05: I had to write a newspaper article for history
Thatband05: about the Louisiana Purchase
Thatband05: and since it's a newspaper from the 1800s we put like.. announcements of marriages and deaths and births and what not
Thatband05: and.. I put a birth in there..
Thatband05: and.. they were twins.. conjoined twins
Thatband05: and they were joined @ the pinky
Thatband05: and.. their names are Tituba and Duriie
KraftyHigh: I like the way you argue.. its a turn on.
AirPlanesFlyFast: jimmie hat's baloney detection kit
AirPlanesFlyFast: probably loopholes
Un1ife: Yeah.
AirPlanesFlyFast: 1. if they cant spell bologna, they cant detect it
JenHatesYouAll: that guy has a girlfriend he met on X Box
xxHyPnOTizeMiNDz: * PLUGS THAT NIGGER GEORGE FORMAN IN
Sheya Nera: How do you use the dice thing!?
Sheya Nera: /roll
(Rootbeer Jen, Rootbeer Wolf, and MountainDew70234 are in the room)
GaryIsKing11: how come like everyones name is soda
kenzie the loser: Tough, I'd fucking murder you
tyf01clM4l2y: i used to have a crush on predator
Rootbeer Jen: He had mom make his cake look like an X Box or something.
Taurusgirl51393: yeah ur a wolf that drinks root beer and can type that's what u are
Rootbeer Wolf: The best thing I ever stole was a thirteen-dollar ice-cream cake. Let me tell you, it was worth every cent.
Shh watch this: Every cent you didn't spend.
Rootbeer Wolf: It just made it that much sweeter.
Shh watch this: Around 2 years ago, I started hanging out with these two people and we'd always toke up in the garage. One day, this fat kid.. Wow, my bong just defied physics. It just fell over for no reason at all.
Third Pancake: So...I'm pretty gullible, but that was really you doing the whole pink text crap, right?
d r a m 6 6 8 4: rootbeer wolf is a great screen name
President Bagel: Hey jaci get razor in here, brb
Profonikz: yo fuck presidents and fuck bagels
Rootbeer Wolf: I'm not a girl.
Rootbeer Wolf: You didn't know that?
President Bagel: no
spiralbelly: haha
President Bagel: this whole time i thought you were a chick
spiralbelly: thats evenbetter
Rootbeer Wolf: Is that why you always invite me here?
spiralbelly: LOL
TifaIsTheDevil: he likes you
President Bagel: HE'S A GIRL ANISA
Rootbeer Wolf: You're gay, Bagel.
President Bagel: MAN*
TifaIsTheDevil: lol
TifaIsTheDevil: see
Rootbeer Wolf: I'm a valley girl at heart, anyway.
spiralbelly: haha
President Bagel: aren't you rootbeer jen's brother in that case?
TinkerBell12730: i did a love spell!
TinkerBell12730: I wont know till tommorrow how it goes
TinkerBell12730: it was a quick chant tho
Rootbeer Wolf: Oh, how did you do the psychic power spell?
Rootbeer Wolf: And can you do a shut the fuck up spell?
xXBeaner BabyXx: I dont remember exactly what the company was called but I remember that their initials were BTKLM
Shh watch this: When I take an ambien and don't fall asleep because of the medicine, it's weird afterwards. Everything seems like a great idea.. like, sharpening a pencil is the greastest thing to do.
Dubletruble40045: there paranormal in PA
Dubletruble40045: =-O
Dubletruble40045: i thought there was just gang fights n shit
Pikkon SW: hey herald do u think as yourself as a supreme being or sumthin
Qreeting: ..sold crack to a priest today
Rootbeer Wolf: Remember we were talking about burning the school down, the one that got burnt down already?
Shh watch this: Yeah.
Rootbeer Wolf: I want someone to do that to the new World Trade Center.
Shh watch this: Maybe someone out there has a good sense of humor and could appreciate the humor in bombing the new wtc. I hope that person can make some bad ass bombs.
Rootbeer Wolf: I sure hope so.
Rootbeer Wolf: We'll probably both be arrested tomorrow morning now because I said that. Oh well.
Shh watch this: Damn it, not again.
President Bagel: You're full of horse shit jen
President Bagel: Jesus is not impressed
Rootbeer Jen: I am Jewish remember.
TifaIsTheDevil: :-
President Bagel: thanks fo rmaking me look bad in the pr ocess
Rootbeer Jen: No problem, nigger.
Unseen x Shadow: Im getting sick of people treating younger people like shit just because they are sapposivly "little"
Rootbeer Wolf: A middle-school shooting rampage?
Rootbeer Wolf: rampage*
Rootbeer Wolf: Oh, I said it right the first time.
Rootbeer Wolf: but ROFL, and I can't believe we didn't talk about this. Christopher Reeve
Shh watch this: We've never talked about him before?
Rootbeer Wolf: Not since he died.
Shh watch this: Dude, he died?
Rootbeer Wolf: Are you fucking serious?
Rootbeer Wolf: It's on CNN 24 hours a day.
Rootbeer Wolf: It happened like four days ago.
Shh watch this: Awesome, now he's even funnier.
President Bagel: let me put it in lamens terms
President Bagel: The most popular songs are the most popular ones
Rootbeer Wolf: You know, I actually know more about the geography of California than I do of Pennsylvania.
Rootbeer Wolf: From talking to you.
SurfedLikeAGirl: hahhahahaha
SurfedLikeAGirl: that's AWESOME
weirDgirliE346: it's probably some internet slang.. so i doubt its in the dictionary
Rootbeer Jen: It is.
Rootbeer Wolf: "Blog" is in the dictionary.
weirDgirliE346: blog isnt internet terms, honey
Herald: Honey?
Rootbeer Wolf: ...rofl.
Rootbeer Wolf: What do you think blog is short for?
Rootbeer Wolf: Honey?
Herald: Punted is not an internet slang term. fool.
Rootbeer Jen: Whore.
Rootbeer Wolf: ?
weirDgirliE346: i know what i means, i know that you know what it means, so lets not try to act like were powerful
Rootbeer Wolf: I don't think you do.
Herald: Shut up, I am powerful.
Herald: Some girl is explaining to me how her mom can become invisible....
Xarim: if you want to fuck corpses fine by me
President Bagel: Arnold should run for god
teh Kaen: Arnold wasn't in Pearl Harbor, was he?
Rootbeer Wolf: Yeah, he played the t-800 in Pearl Harbor.
Xarim: so many movies arnold could save
Xarim: just about every damn movie ever made.
Rootbeer Wolf: I know, I know.
President Bagel: pearl ha rbor was almost as bad as armagedon
Xarim: i mean put him in princess diaries, i'd watch that shit
teh Kaen: Arnold should have played the meteor in Armageddon.
Xarim: teaches princess to walk ... YOU LACK DISCIPLINE!!
President Bagel: that would of been mack
Xarim: ya
President Bagel: NO
Xarim: or the dad in day after tommorow
Xarim: come on!!! we have to get out of here!!!! THE STORM!!!
Xarim: and he holds the tornado back
Xarim: with his hands
Xarim: or a shield or something
Inday987: wolf = rel;igion
Melodic Edward: Sorry, I'm not a pedifile.
WAL MART has entered the room.
WAL MART: SHUT UP
Ninja Kini: book stores never have any buisness where i live
SurfedLikeAGirl: This show came on on MTV that only plays like.. rap..
SurfedLikeAGirl: and I told my Aunt Cheryl, "Fuckin nigger show.. change it.."
Rootbeer Wolf: What's it called?
SurfedLikeAGirl: Direct Effect
SurfedLikeAGirl: you know the niggers, everything has to rhyme.
War on Jesus: we shall form a cult.
Rootbeer Wolf: I have a cult, don't worry.
Rootbeer Wolf: You can just join us.
War on Jesus: okay, good, no need to form one then.
Herald: I wake up at 5. If I actually go to bed at night.
President Bagel: as long as the word "rootbeer" is in this chat there will always be hostility
Herald: oh and I added "uppercutting my mom".
Herald: I just remember talking about how I was going to uppercut her one day.
Rootbeer Wolf: What are you doing on Thanksgiving, anything cool?
SmokeDrugzGG: nah
SmokeDrugzGG: but get this
SmokeDrugzGG: my fuckin mom bought a turkey from QVC
Herald: OH NO!!!!!!!!! it's a hacker.
k s k w 9 2 i u s 9 k 2 9 s 9 k w i w 8 @ m a c . c o m: herald, you, and mantis are the only ones i see in here that would agree
onthemoney24: who invited u
x story x line x: It was that one...donut guy?
onthemoney24: presedent bagel?
MoparManGSXR440: no, I was refering to him as his internet protocol
getbusy94: my dad owns 4 subways 3 restaraunts and 2 apartnents
Rootbeer Wolf: Subways like train-stations or the popular deli purveyor?
getbusy94: tranisation
crazypyro235: But i like causing problems.
Rootbeer Jen: God.
crazypyro235: It's what i do.
Rootbeer Jen: I cant wait for you to die.
Bwarecookie: my math teacher is obsessed with twinkies!!!!
eerie sky: is he/she fat?
Bwarecookie: shes the 10th planet
Meowzi999: Whats wrong with being a jew?
Rootbeer Jen: Ask Hitler.
hom3slice42: uhm i sure would like to taste one of those rootbeer wolf's
Time2Die1488: < Racist asshole
Rootbeer Wolf: Hey
Rootbeer Wolf: When you just signed on and I saw the thing saying you signed on, it made me think of Pizza Hut.
SurfedLikeAGirl: awww that's sweet.
Rootbeer Wolf: No wonder he likes playing Dark Age of Camelot so much.
Rootbeer Jen: lol
Rootbeer Jen: guess what he is doing now
Rootbeer Wolf: Playing it.
Rootbeer Jen: yeah
Rootbeer Wolf: I'm psychic.
Rootbeer Jen: I know.
Rootbeer Jen: I was testing your abilities.
glorie se fane: so now another person is dying
glorie se fane: apparently, no one knows how to live at this school
Rootbeer Jen: The rootbeer is like... it makes my spine all numb and tingley. Its so magical.
Rootbeer Jen: They are really cute babies though.
Rootbeer Wolf: Everyone always says that. What's an ugly baby look like?
Rootbeer Jen: black
Rootbeer Jen: I busted up these chocolate chicks for Easter at Aldi yesterday. I wanted to know if they were hollow.... they sure were.
glorie se fane: your screenname is making me crave rootbeer
Rootbeer Wolf: Good. It's working.
Shafau9: my english is really bad because i am from tn
Rootbeer Wolf: Where is tn, another planet?
Shafau9: nope only far away from you
Rootbeer Wolf: Tn is what?
Shafau9: Tennessee
btklm: oh yeah... thats all i need is my 4th like.. trip to the police station before im 16
Shh watch this: I think I'll start using a mouse just so I have something to throw when I'm angered by RYL.
Rootbeer Jen: I guess I'm looking at naked pictures of Amber.
Rootbeer Jen: I live for writing shit about people and getting them going.
T4E Xanadu: oh shit
T4E Xanadu: i just spilled tea all over the surge protector
T4E Xanadu: !!
Rootbeer Wolf: Awesome
T4E Xanadu: thats the second time i did that
T4E Xanadu: I've wanted to have my own pirate radio station since i was 8
IPimIPMaSta: yea im a nigger and a fuckin clown u stupid ass cunt
SliPkNot42087 (4:08:38 PM): i like bein fat thank u
SliPkNot42087 (4:35:35 PM): u forgot im a trash man
btklm: Hi, I'm sorry for the inconvienience. I'm not very good with computers and do not know exactly what special characters are. I thought it meant the letters of the alphabet that look weird and things like that which i have no clue how to make. I was not aware that it also encompassed periods and perhaps even spaces between letters. I'm sorry for breaking the rule. I also am not sure how to change my planet name. I'm not sure if it's possible to lift bans due to misunderstandings but I hope it is because I am very impressed with your game and wish to play it more. If it is not possible I would also need to know how to change my planet name because I tried to change it once before and could not figure it out.
Thanks,
btklm
btklm: thats what i wrote
Rootbeer Wolf: ...lol
Rootbeer Wolf: If he believes that he's retarded.
btklm: most of that is actually true
Rootbeer Wolf: lol
Rootbeer Wolf: rofl
Rootbeer Wolf: Yes it is.
btklm: i dont know how to make special characters and i did try to change my name because its retarded
btklm: im not sorry though
btklm: and i do know how to use computers
Rootbeer Jen: I just ran adaware, and emptied my recycle bin, and deleted cookies... I feel like I just took another shower.
btklm: this kid is so gay.. my friend made a picture of eddie guerro in paint and wrote im dead on it and showed it to the kid... the kid got up slammed his chair and walked out of the cpu lab
DoomRater: You what really annoys me? A lot of schools nowadays, for their health class, do nothing but talk about sex ed.
Rootbeer Wolf: I did not know that.
DoomRater: My health class actually did that. We did nothing but sit in a chair and watch teen rape movies and critique what they did wrong.
DoomRater: Was I ever glad I had a TI-82 in my front pocket like all the time.
Rootbeer Wolf: How many push-ups can you do right now?
DoomRater: maybe 10.
DoomRater: I haven't been keeping in shape at all.
Rootbeer Wolf: Badass.
DoomRater: Badass? o_O my Navy buds could crank out more, but then again they're actually training too.
DoomRater: Okay I did 15 before I stopped.
Professor Barrel: i know what i'm gettin taylor for his birthday
Professor Barrel: a louder, sharper, more annoying, higher pitched voice
BachIsDaed: my grandmother
BachIsDaed: shes senial
BachIsDaed: and
BachIsDaed: she has dementia
BachIsDaed: anyway, she sent me a check a few weeks late for my birthday.. probably cause my mom told her too
BachIsDaed: and she sent 3 blank checks behind the real one so i sent them back to her for a million bucks marked each
T4exanadu: There is an ant inside my monitor, its walking around the open windows
Rootbeer Wolf: Are you serious?
T4exanadu: Yeah
T4exanadu: its in the top right corner ofmy screen
T4exanadu: and i think its dying
T4exanadu: wtf
T4exanadu: If I had a camera I would take a picture of it
Rootbeer Wolf: rofl
Rootbeer Wolf: Damn, do it.
Rootbeer Wolf: Get your brother's.
T4exanadu: alrightt hold on
T4exanadu: Im going to have to take my fucking monitor apart now
T4exanadu: this sucks
T4exanadu: I dont think this monitor comes apart either
Rootbeer Wolf: Well how'd it get inside?
Rootbeer Wolf: This would make an awesome Ebay listing, you know that, right?
T4exanadu: there's slits in the back it for venting hot air i guess
Rootbeer Wolf: "Monitor is used, but in great condition. A small ant died in the top right corner but it's only cosmetic."
(Two months later...)
T4exanadu: On the dell forums there are a ton of posts about people with bugs in their dell LCD monitors
T4exanadu: "Hi, I have a 1702FP Dell monitor, which has a bug in it.
Yes, a little black thing (The Aphid type things that are extremely prevelant during the summer in South England) crawling around behind the plastic screen. It seems to be inbetween the outer plastic and the LCD array!!"
Rootbeer Wolf: Chuck Norris had to use stunt doubles in Walker Texas Ranger back in the 20th century.
Rootbeer Wolf: I saw him fight Freddy Kruger on there the other night and he almost lost.
btklm: yeah 20th century was so long ago i hardly remeber it
[ THE DUNE EPISODE
Rootbeer Wolf: Did you ever read Dune?
btklm: i read dune once
btklm: i speed-read threw all th boring parts
btklm: by that i meani readl ike the pages about battles and never looked at it again
Rootbeer Wolf: Okay.
btklm: lol
btklm: i saw like 5 minutes of the dune miniseries too
btklm: why?
Rootbeer Wolf: Because the cover says "Science Fiction's supreme masterpiece." I just wanted to know if it's really science fiction's most supreme masterpiece.
btklm: LOL
btklm: watch the movie
MEANWHILE... Rootbeer Wolf: Did you ever read Dune?
T4exanadu: Yes
T4exanadu: It's one of my favorite books probably
Rootbeer Wolf: have you?
Rootbeer Wolf: On the cover it says "Science Fiction's Supreme Masterpiece." Is it really the most supreme of all science fiction masterpieces?
T4exanadu: Yeah
T4exanadu: Just about
Rootbeer Wolf: Why, because it's so detailed?
T4exanadu: No, just the plot... I can't explain it.. it's great
Rootbeer Wolf: There's like an appendix of all the things about the world.
T4exanadu: LOL
T4exanadu: Yeah rhat too
Rootbeer Wolf: That's really cool.
T4exanadu: He has detailed crap about ecology and shit
Rootbeer Wolf: The Genesis game is pretty good, so between that and you I'll believe it.
T4exanadu: haha
T4exanadu: There was a recent movie of it done by the sci fi channel that is good
T4exanadu: The one in the 80's with sting sucks though
Rootbeer Wolf: ...rofl.
T4exanadu: Sort of impossible to compress a book of that scope into a 2 hour movie
T4exanadu: ...with sting
T4exanadu: of all people
T4exanadu: lOL
Rootbeer Wolf: I'm asking Brian and right before you he said
"btklm: LOL
btklm: watch the movie"
T4exanadu: Yeah the sci fi movie is good, but I would read the book first
Rootbeer Wolf: Here's his review of the book:
Rootbeer Wolf: btklm: i read dune once
btklm: i speed-read threw all th boring parts
btklm: by that i meani readl ike the pages about battles and never looked at it again
T4exanadu: LOL
T4exanadu: what a moron
JUST THEN...
btklm: hes a dumbass for reading that 600 page shit fest
btklm: when he coulda watched the mvoie
Rootbeer Wolf: With Sting. ]
DoomRater: I had a P150 wtih 64MB RAM. Only I gutted it and donated it to the thrift store.
Rootbeer Wolf: lol
Rootbeer Wolf: I'm sure some poor orphans will be happy to have the shell of a 15-year-old computer.
DoomRater: No hard drive, no floppy drive, the case is so fucked I was using wooden blocks to hold the drives in place... And the processor was underclocked, presumably, because it didn't have a fan.
DoomRater: I'll be seeing how much I can get sparring equipment for 2 for. The guy I wanna spar with, though, doesn't always eat reguarly so I think I'll be throwing lots of body shots and seeing what kind of toll that takes on him.
Rootbeer Wolf: Doesn't eat regularly? Who are you sparring with, a homeless person?
ProfessorBarrel: im in the shower
ProfessorBarrel: this thing is so awesome
Rootbeer Wolf: Is it waterproof?
ProfessorBarrel: aparently
Rootbeer Wolf: lol
ProfessorBarrel: it just keeps fogging up
Shh watch this: I've told you about her before. Remember when I sent you that link to this Animorphs forum and they were talking shit about AniRPG?
Rootbeer Wolf: Oh yeah, let me think.
Shh watch this: I don't think I ever told you what all she did, but she believed her house was haunted.
Shh watch this: ..by Maximal(?) and autobot ghosts.
Rootbeer Wolf: What are they from?
Shh watch this: Transformers.
ProfessorBarrel: im in the shower
ProfessorBarrel: this thing is so awesome
Rootbeer Wolf: Is it waterproof?
ProfessorBarrel: aparently
Rootbeer Wolf: lol
ProfessorBarrel: it just keeps fogging up
Shh watch this: I've told you about her before. Remember when I sent you that link to this Animorphs forum and they were talking shit about AniRPG?
Rootbeer Wolf: Oh yeah, let me think.
Shh watch this: I don't think I ever told you what all she did, but she believed her house was haunted.
Shh watch this: ..by Maximal(?) and autobot ghosts.
Rootbeer Wolf: What are they from?
Shh watch this: Transformers.
Rootbeer Wolf: Is this house bigger?
btklm: hopefully
Rootbeer Wolf: How many people total this time?
Rootbeer Wolf: 11?
btklm: 7 plus you guys
Rootbeer Wolf: It's going to be like Home Alone.
Rootbeer Wolf: Except everybody'll be there.
btklm: except the exact oppsoite
Rootbeer Wolf: Yes, precisely.
Wolf: They should make a Problem Child 4 and have Kramer be a skinhead who kidnaps the kid again.
Lizzy: hahaha wtf
Wolf: And they could just use archived footage of John "The Undertaker"
Ritter.
Sampson Gets Me High: Tom Cruise is getting really fat
Lizzy: maybe he's pregnant.
Jen: Like Arnold.
Wolf: Maybe they're stuffing him to take him away to his
home planet as food.
Lizzy: hahahahah
Sampson Gets Me High: they could be
Wolf: It's a cookbook!
Sampson Gets Me High: that would make sense
Jen: To Serve Man
Wolf: They should remake that with Tom Cruise, except
he goes willingly to The Being or whatever the hell they call it.
Lizzy: they're taking him back to nurse L. Ron Hubbard from
the dead.
Wolf: And they could use archived footage of L. Ron Hubbard.
Wolf: And Kramer could be a skinhead in it.
Lizzy: do you guys really drink rootbeer?
btklm: that bot just kicks ass and takes names
Jen: Why didn't you delete this?
Cream Cheese: The explanation is rather complicated.
Wolf: Exactly.
Cream Cheese: You and I are on the same wavelength, Robert Saget.
Wolf: You got that right, Cream Cheese.
[ THE TALE OF WOLF AND THE LIL PLASTIC THING Wolf: Once upon a time, late one night at a Walgreens not far
away, I was lounging behind the register hiding from the cameras when
two patrons entered the store.
Lizzy: I like this story already.
Wolf: One was this really fat, really gruff white trash girl.
Imagine a female construction worker. Accompanying her was a black
man.
Wolf: The girl approached me and, in a voice like grinding
boulders, asked for a fake cigarette to help her quit smoking.
Lizzy: hahahah
Wolf: Frightened, I spun around and scanned the rack of
tobacco products, knowing very well we had no such merchandise.
Wolf: As I searched frantically for this fake cigarette, the beast
offered a more detailed description:
Wolf: "It's just a lil plastic thing," she belted. "It ain't nothin."
Wolf: "Yeah, yeah, it ain't nothin, it's just a lil plastic thing,"
she repeated. "It's just a lil plastic thing, it ain't nothin'."
Jen: This is the kind of story you read to a little kid before
putting it to bed.
Wolf: Over and over boomed the words. "It ain't nothin', it's just
a lil plastic thing"
Wolf: She said it like 15 times.
Wolf: I was on the verge of reverting to my fight-or-flight instinct, when just then the black man commented, "Well if it ain't
nothin', that's why they don't got it! HA!"
Lizzy: HA!
Wolf: But still she demanded the lil plastic thing which ain't
nothin'.
Wolf: Finally she gave up. "They don't got it." she boomed. "This place don't
got nothin'."
Lizzy: so obviously she walked away with nothin'
Jen: lol
Wolf: And thankfully I never saw them again.
Lizzy: thankfully.
Wolf: And it happened exactly like that.
Lizzy: That's a great story..
Wolf: She just kept saying that. It ain't nothin', it's just a lil
plastic thing. I was starting to wonder if it was a joke.
Wolf: But I was not that lucky. ]
Faced erased: i met somebody in a bar recently who worked with him at pets plus and told me how they fist fought over who knew more about reptiles
Wolf: You were in LA?
btklm: yeah
Lizzy: tjat
btklm: i was at hollywood
Lizzy: that's the best house ever.
btklm: which is kind of funny
Jen the Grand: Which is better Disney Land or Disney World?
btklm: cause i completely forgot about that until now
Wolf: Yeah it is. Why didn't you go into a studio and pitch our
movie?
btklm: i was just thinknig earlier today how cool the hollywood
sign must look in real life
btklm: then i just remembered ive seen it..
Faced erased: because these really taste like pepperment patties
Rootbeer Wolf: Are they supposed to?
Faced erased: i dont know
Rootbeer Wolf: That's weird.
Faced erased: but they taste like chocolate mints, its the most amazing thing since the world trade center
Rootbeer Wolf: lol
Rootbeer Wolf: The world trade center itself or when it got crashed into?
Faced erased: the crash
btklm: and studies show, more pedofiles choose myspace
Duriiel: Why is there a phone icon?
btklm: cause your off the hook mang
Rootbeer Wolf: I had the wildest dream, I think you were in it.
Rootbeer Wolf: I don't want to turn it into like a 20-minute story but we were like flying around in a spaceship, and we would have to stop on planets and fight monsters.
Rootbeer Wolf: You were the captain, I'm pretty sure.
DeIete History: obviously. DeIete History: 6 students at an illinois college had a happy v-day
DeIete History: they were shot dead!
Rootbeer Wolf: They got killed?
Rootbeer Wolf: I knew it.
DeIete History: rofl
Rootbeer Wolf: When did this happen, after I went to sleep?
Rootbeer Wolf: "the gunman, dressed in a black shirt, dark pants and black hat, "
Rootbeer Wolf: I was thinking about that the other day.
Rootbeer Wolf: It's high-time somebody commits a school shooting in more colorful attire.
DeIete History: in a clown suit
Engineer: And this one is... over NOT YET!
Kieote steals the pancakes. Yum! Restores 10HP.
Engineer: Here it comes!
Engineer: Here comes the NIGHT TRAIN
Engineer: CHO CHO CHA
Engineer: BOOGIE!
Kieote: You need to calm the hell down.
Engineer punches Duriiel in the abs.
Engineer: Anything good at thie mall or not?
Duriiel: A land known for theft, carjackings, and all around
mischief.
Duriiel: No. Nothing but debauchery.
Duriiel: So I have to go n beet evry1 up.
Duriiel: Okay, wish me luck.
Duriiel: I shall return.
Duriiel: ...hopefully.
Engineer: Take a medic with you!
DoomRater: I never understand what's going on at Duriiel.com.
DoomRater: Isn't ugly like... a prerequisite for being a great artist or something?
Kieote: Probably.
Kieote: In which case I should be picasso.
Faced erased: i'm playing dinoparc Faced erased: some level 5 dino lost to my level 2... and he attacked me Faced erased: it's the first i've ever played the game... i've lost 2 out of 10 fights... unless everyone is 5 years old and/or retarded the many long years of rpging has paid off
btklm: i swear to god my dad stayed at a place like that once
btklm: we were goin to erie and all the hallways were filled with blood
btklm: and you could hear people fighting and screaming all night
informal: if you ever get a room at the neshaminy inn... you'll see about 30 dents in the walls from a head
DoomRater: That is some of the craziest hotels I've ever heard of... and I've been to anime cons.
btklm: no wonder my xbox controller died some asshole put CVS batteries in it
Duriiel: Pissed like mad?
Kennedy: yes pissed like super mad
DoomRater: Like "Rawrg I'll hit a fucking woman" mad?
Duriiel: and step on a baby mad.
Kennedy: probably
Kennedy: yeah squash its head mad
Duriiel: School Shooting Rampage 64
Kennedy: mad
Duriiel: Super Hang On While I Go Get My Gun mad
Kennedy: exactly.
Kennedy: So, as you can tell.. he's mad.
informal: my god the tar, i can fix the pot hole in the street after these 5 cigarettes
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